FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!
FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.
did you mean things that should definitely happen at christmas? because yes
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
there’s nothing more disappointing than falling in love with someone’s work and then finding out that the creator is a complete douchebag
the best part is that this is the actual dialogue
The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything
The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.
The best part is that this entire show is on crack.